This place is almost charming.
Very rustic cottage…
I was half expecting early Unabomber.
Well, this town is very screamnastic.
I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels.
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How mercurial is life.
We all imagine being carried from the ashes by the goddess Artemis, and here I get a balatron from Barnum & Bailey.
Someone brought room temperature vodka.
I don’t want this job.
I like the wine, and not the label
I’m a delightful half-half situation!
It’s probably nothing, but I think I’ve killed a man!
My car is worth less than your pants.
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I don’t skate through life.
I walk through life… in really nice shoes.
You know, being approachable isn’t that important, anyway. The Queen hasn’t smiled since the ’70s, and her birthdays are still very well attended.
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Welcome. Hope you’re enjoying the cinnamon buns and vodka. We thought it was festive in a Scandinavian sort of way.
It’s a general store,
but it’s also a very specific store.
I have never heard someone say so many wrong things, one after the other, consecutively, in a row.
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308399 Hockley Rd. | Schitts Creek, Ontario